The Autobiography of Mark Twain (vol 1), page 106. MARK TWAIN REALLY SAID THAT YOU GUYS (via bookavore)
This is gold. As soon as I’m done with Every Man Dies Alone, I’m getting this autobiography.
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Yesterday I spent most of the day at the fourth International Quidditch World Cup. We made our own butterbeer before we went; it looked and tasted nothing like butterbeer actually does in the books, but it was delicious anyway, and highly portable, so I share it with you now.
To serve four,…
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I almost think that a stock checklist would be preferable to a stock rejection letter. At one internship, I sent out rejection letters that were about two inches wide: we printed two lines several times on a single sheet of A4 paper and cut it into slips. The rejections were deserved and it was an economical measure, but at that point, you might as well just use a stamp that reads “REJECTED”.
bookavore:
Oh lord oh lord, how badly do I want a stack of these?
oldhollywood:
The rejection slip Essanay Film Manufacturing Company (1907-1925), a motion picture studio mostly remembered today for its series of Charlie Chaplin films, sent screenwriters whose submissions were found wanting (via Silent Movies: The Birth of Film and the Triumph of Movie Culture)
from Convergences, Real and Imagined: A Conclusion by Richard Nash.
See also: “…and then it came to me—the data about the book business is poor because there is no such thing as the book business. Yup. The book business doesn’t exist. There is no book business.”
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SUBJECT OF RESOLUTION: The relative statuses of mainstream, literary, and genre fiction
SUBMITTED TO: The reading public and publishing industry
SUBMITTED BY: A reader
THIS READER,
ALARMED BY an increasingly vitriolic set of discussions regarding different types of fiction and how they are…
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Cheap drunk that I am, I would NOT survive this game.
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With sincere apologies if this has been done before, but I think this is the only way I can read another one of these. Maybe I might be cranky today!
“Will e-books wipe out/kill/decimate/pulverize/HULKSMASH/angry verb real books?” — one drink
Above question is lede — one drink
Every use of…
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